i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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