just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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