the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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