Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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