Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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