It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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