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Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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