I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
