Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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