I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
do herpes really smell.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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