remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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