My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
