Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
NoShamevember. You game?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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