so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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