How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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