I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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