I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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