Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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