I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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