Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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