try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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