what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
