You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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