I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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