I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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