awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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