i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
