I wanna bring you to show and tell
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just high enough for therapy.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Maybe he injected his testicle?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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