return my video game
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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