What a fucking waste of an outfit
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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