Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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