Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
