I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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