Old men and throwing up are my life now.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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