she looked like the bat from fern gully.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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