have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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