the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I touched a dick in church today
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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