I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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