i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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