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what?
penguin condom
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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