Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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