Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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