Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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