So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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