It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
