I bet he comes in French.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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