I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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