Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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