is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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