Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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