Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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