people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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