so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
