So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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