What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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